Super nerd, complete dork, and sarcasm machine; all of these things would describe me. I am that guy who can talk to you about how great the USSR was and fill the conversation with a surprising amount of awkward silences. But I digress; my hobbies include books, film, music, and history. I am very well read and I have a strange obsession for sad movies. As for music and history, well, you would be right to call me a metalhead with a man-crush on Augustus Caesar. I have a talent for wit and have been know to go from casually joking to serenading you with deep thoughts in a flash. I was diagnosed with Becker's Muscular Dystrophy at the age of four and have be whooping its ever since. Suck it decaying dystrophin proteins. Anyway, what I try to do in my articles is give you stories that interest you, if you don’t care; I don’t either. There’s nothing I enjoy more than giving you a joke to laugh at and something interesting to think about.

Mark Heitman, Staff Writer

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The Solitaire

The Solitaire

Mark Heitman, Staff Writer